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Hi guys, my name is R. Eddins. I'm a proud reddit user from Indianapolis. I was born on April 20, 1989, which would make me roughly Ϫ quintillion years old idfk.
[url=https://postimg.cc/9z9JSmmf][img]https://i.postimg.cc/9z9JSmmf/redditmullet.png[/img][/url]

But anyways, I'm here to announce that everything, even the things I like, are hecking troonslop. Why, you may ask? Well,
[align=left][glow=red][shadow=red][dropshadow=red][b][u][color=#FF0000]IT JUST IS, OKAY??? GOD, GET OFF MY CASE AND LET ME BE A MISERABLE LITTLE REDDITOR!!![/color][/u][/b][/dropshadow][/shadow][/glow][/align]

[color=#00BF00]>But is Hotline Miami an exception?[/color]
[color=#FF0000][b]NO.[/b][/color]

[color=#00BF00]>Well what about Animal Crossing?[/color]
[b][color=#FF0000]HECCIN' TROONSLOP.[/color][/b]
[color=#FF8000]<Shut the fuck up, Animal Crossing is keyed you obsessed retard.[/color]

[color=#00BF00]>Street Fighter?[/color]
[color=#FF0000][b]THAT'S TROONSLOP TOO.[/b][/color]

[color=#00BF00]>Uhh... Homestar Runner?[/color]
[b][color=#FF0000]TROONSLOP!!![/color][/b]
[color=#FF8000]<BUT IT'S HECCIN' CHUDSLOP!!! THAT'S THE ANTITHESIS OF HECCIN' TROONSLOP, YOU KNOW![/color]

[color=#00BF00]>Hmm. Well what about Goyblox?[/color]
[color=#FF0000][b]TROONSLOP.[/b][/color]
[color=#FF8000]<Yeah tbh I agree with you this time[/color]
Well played my friend! [jig]

Moral of the story is, [b][color=#FF0000][shadow=red][dropshadow=red]EVERYTHING IS HECCIN' TROONSLOP, END OF STORY.[/dropshadow][/shadow][/color][/b]