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Bonjour, I'm Mamadou. I'm a proud EuroARYAN from Lagrasse. Here are my top ten reason why Europe is winnered and deserves to be saved ou quelque chose, hon hon.


1. We have no McDonalds.
>But isn't the largest McDonalds in Russia or something of the sort?
Shut up, filthy AmeriBRAP. They ceased operation there ou quelque chose.

2. Our forests are less uncultured than those FILTHY, STINKY, GREASY AMERICANS!!!! We have grey squirrels which are le good, whereas they have red squirrels which are le bad ou autre.
>They're EURASIAN red squirrels or something. oh and kit from animal crossing won btw
DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE CARE, ERNEST!?!?

3. The Swede hails from the glorious paradise that is called "Denmark".
>Uhhhh no you retard, he's Swedish. It's literally in his name or whatever.
OH MON DIEU I NEVER REALIZED THAT

4. Our crime rate is extremely low ou autre.
>Jimmy Savile or something.
GOD DAMN IT QUIT OUTSMARTING US YOU FILTHY AMERICAN!!! YOU'RE MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK!!!

5. We are way more diverse than Americunt will ever be, mon chou.
>Wait is that Gaston from Animal Crossing or something
No ou autre.
>Oh and btw your "diversity" is actually because your ancestors are from Morocco or however the burger is fried.
^{MEDS NOW YOU FILTHY FUCKING AMERIMUTT RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH} *shoots ximself in the head*

>Geg you deserved it for being an insectoid cunt or something of that sort, I s'pose.

I just realized Mamadou didn't even get halfway through before acking ximself GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

europoors will be able to experience the wonders of bbc soon


also animal crossing is shrub culture and not forced at all

totally not forced xitter troonslop at all

Spagoot wrote: Tue May 19, 2026 11:13 am totally not forced xitter troonslop at all

>this thing is heccin' xitter troonslopperino cuz it just is, okay?