Everything is heccin' evil troonsloperino
Posted: Wed May 20, 2026 4:05 am
Hi guys, my name is R. Eddins. I'm a proud reddit user from Indianapolis. I was born on April 20, 1989, which would make me roughly Ϫ quintillion years old idfk.
But anyways, I'm here to announce that everything, even the things I like, are hecking troonslop. Why, you may ask? Well,
NO.
>Well what about Animal Crossing?
HECCIN' TROONSLOP.
<Shut the fuck up, Animal Crossing is keyed you obsessed retard.
>Street Fighter?
THAT'S TROONSLOP TOO.
>Uhh... Homestar Runner?
TROONSLOP!!!
<BUT IT'S HECCIN' CHUDSLOP!!! THAT'S THE ANTITHESIS OF HECCIN' TROONSLOP, YOU KNOW!
>Hmm. Well what about Goyblox?
TROONSLOP.
<Yeah tbh I agree with you this time
Well played my friend!![[jig]](./images/smilies/Jig60x60.gif "[jig]")
Moral of the story is, EVERYTHING IS HECCIN' TROONSLOP, END OF STORY.
But anyways, I'm here to announce that everything, even the things I like, are hecking troonslop. Why, you may ask? Well,
IT JUST IS, OKAY??? GOD, GET OFF MY CASE AND LET ME BE A MISERABLE LITTLE REDDITOR!!!
>But is Hotline Miami an exception?NO.
>Well what about Animal Crossing?
HECCIN' TROONSLOP.
<Shut the fuck up, Animal Crossing is keyed you obsessed retard.
>Street Fighter?
THAT'S TROONSLOP TOO.
>Uhh... Homestar Runner?
TROONSLOP!!!
<BUT IT'S HECCIN' CHUDSLOP!!! THAT'S THE ANTITHESIS OF HECCIN' TROONSLOP, YOU KNOW!
>Hmm. Well what about Goyblox?
TROONSLOP.
<Yeah tbh I agree with you this time
Well played my friend!
Moral of the story is, EVERYTHING IS HECCIN' TROONSLOP, END OF STORY.
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